Mr. Massagy Free Download
About This Game
Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game.
Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller!
Q: Can I play this game without a controller?
A: Yes, but you will feel alone.
Q: What’s up with the massage and the controller?
A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality.
Q: Interesting… How do I play it?
A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating.
Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game?
A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary… What the heck, if it helps, then we’ll take full credit!
Q: Which controllers does the game support?
A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!
Q: How do I freaking pronounce that name, Massa-gay? Is that even english??
A: Sorta, it’s pronounced Massa-gee. But hey, say it how you like it, it’s a free internet
“… all the things that make Mr. Massagy a bad back massager would also make it a bad masturbation aid.”
Title: Mr. Massagy
Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation
Green Lava Studios
Green Lava Studios
Release Date: 5 Dec, 2016
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10… was Windows 9 a thing?
- Processor: As long as it’s not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 150 MB available space
- Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don’t need more proctologist stories…
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