Metal as Phuk Game

About This Game

ABOUT THIS GAME:

Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG’s of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A’Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey… but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?

• Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
• Awesome Boss Battles!
• Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
• Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
• Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
• 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
  (Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging…)
• Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C’mon, Right?!)
• “Herbs”… !

… And a Phuk-Ton More!

Reviews

“Believe me when I tell you this game is unlike ANY OTHER RPG you may have played! And it’s available at an INCREDIBLE price! It’s LITERALLY a steal for the experience.”
Cheesewhis

“I have been playing this game for no longer than 31 minutes and I have already looted money from dead people, recruited a stoner, and have been asked to pull an arrow out of a man’s dick.”
13/10 – Heathhh

“I played for about 4 hours and didn’t realize my girlfriend was home. She sat and watched me play for about 30 minutes and now she’s pregnant.”
A+ – Forged in Fluff